April 18, 2005 - by
Want A Roommate?

April 18, 2005


Defensive end Willie Jones, who is interning in the sports information office, decided to do a little investigating when it comes to roommates on the football team. Here’s what he and his roommate Marcello Church and roommates Lorenzo Booker and A.J. Nicholson had to say.







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ROOMMATE Q&A WITH Marcello Church


1. Why did you pick Willie Jones to be your roommate? He asked me to and I was looking for a place to stay.

2. Does Willie know how to cook? Yeah, real good.

3. Who does most of the cleaning around the house? I do all of it.
4. If there was one thing that you would change about your roommate what would it be? Willie always leaves the ends of bread around the kitchen after he’s done eating hamburgers or hot dogs.

5. What’s Willie’s favorite food? Chunky Soup

6. Why would someone like to be Willie’s roommate? He knows how to cook really good at times.

7. Why wouldn’t someone like to be Willie’s roommate? He leaves the ends of bread around the kitchen all the time.

8. Does Willie wake up cranky? No

9. Does Willie have any hobbies? He likes buying salt water fish and corals for his fish tank.

10. What’s one thing you dislike about Willie? When he gets sick, he makes a sound with his throat.

11. Do you ever have to pick up after Willie? No.

12. What would you find Willie doing on his free time? Working on his fish tank.

13. What’s something someone would be surprised to find out about your roommate? He’s a clean freak.

ROOMMATE Q&A WITH Willie Jones

1. Why did you pick Marcello Church to be your roommate? He was one of the people that I came in with and he seemed real cool.

2. Does Marcello know how to cook? No he always burns stuff and gets the house all smokey.

3. Who does most of the cleaning around the house? No doubt, that’s me, all of the time.

4. If there was one thing that you would change about your roommate, what would it be? Leaving all his junk on the kitchen table and playing his music loud in the morning.

5. What’s Marcello’s favorite food? Red Hots.

6. Why would someone like to be Marcello’s roommate? He’s a lot of fun and he has a lot of hook ups with different people.

7. Why wouldn’t someone want to be Marcello’s roommate? He takes his time doing things around the house.

8. Does Marcello wake up cranky? No.

9. Does Marcello have any hobbies? Buying shoes all the time.
10. What’s a thing you dislike about Marcello? He can’t cook anything.

11. Do you ever have to pick up after Marcello? All of the time.
12. What would you find Marcello doing on his free time? Going to the club or dancing in the mirror in his room.

13. What’s something someone would be surprised to find out about your roommate? He`s a cool person and he’s a dancer that’s under cover.








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ROOMMATE Q&A WITH Lorenzo Booker

1. Why did you pick A.J. Nicholson to be your roommate? I started out with him and I thought he was a cool guy and I hoped he didn’t change.

2. Does A.J. know how to cook? I’ve never seen him cook ever.

3. Who does most of the cleaning around the house? Not him and not me. Our other roommate cleans the house.

4. If there was one thing that you would change about your roommate, what would it be? His head is real big. When I sit down to watch T.V. his head is always in the way.

5. What’s A.J.’s favorite food? He’ll eat anything that’s out there.

6. Why would someone like to be A.J.’s roommate? He’s got a good sense of humor.

7. Why wouldn’t someone like to be A.J.’s roommate? He likes talking a lot of trash, so if you’re soft, you won’t last long with him.

8. Does A.J. wake up cranky? Yeah, sometimes if there’s nothing in the fridge or if I drink something that’s his.

9. Does A.J. have any hobbies? Not really. He likes to be on his Sidekick (cell phone/two-way pager) all of the time.

10. What’s a thing you dislike about A.J.? Eating things that aren’t his because if you buy something, you better hide it or he’ll eat it.

11. Do you ever have to pick up after A.J.? No, because I don’t even have to pick up after myself.

12. What would you find A.J. doing with his free time? Sleeping or on his phone.

13. What’s something someone would be surprised to find out about your roommate? He loves cartoons.

ROOMMATE Q&A WITH A.J. Nicholson

1. Why did you pick Lorenzo Booker to be your roommate? It was cheap and I needed a place to stay. It was a great price for me.


2. Does Lorenzo know how to cook? No, he can’t cook anything.

3. Who does most of the cleaning around the house? I make him clean the house.

4. If there was one thing that you would change about your roommate, what would it be? He leaves his clothes around the house and he leaves his hair around the sink after he shaves and he never puts food in the refrigerator.

5. What’s Lorenzo’s favorite food? Pizza. That’s all he buys.

6. Why would someone like to be Lorenzo’s roommate? I don’t know. The only reason why I’m his roommate is because I got a good deal, but besides that, I don’t know why someone would want to stay with him.

7. Why wouldn’t someone like to be Lorenzo’s roommate? He’s loud. He doesn’t clean up and all he does is eat and sleep and eat up my food and doesn’t ever ask for it.

8. Does Lorenzo wake up cranky? I don’t know.

9. Does Lorenzo have any hobbies?No. He’s on the Internet all day crossing up the phone line.

10. What’s a thing you dislike about Lorenzo? He leaves the dishes stacked up all of the time.

11. Do you ever have to pick up behind Lorenzo? No. I’m not cleaning up after a grown man.

12. What would you find Lorenzo doing with his free time? Riding his bike.

13. What’s something someone would be surprised to find out about your roommate? He’ll eat up all your food. Watch him.

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